RAHHHH                                        RAHHHH

Pedro - my mate                             Dr T Lunch - my mate

These two reptiles can often be found lurking around cyber space in some shape or form.  Avoid them at all costs.  They have a certain liking for molluscs and crustaceans.  I am not sure if they are just odd in a loveable kind of way or they have some form of perverse obsession and have just been released from a high security asylum.  You decide.  (I know what I chose).

PEDRO -   THE REPTILE FILES

NICKNAMES:   Jodhopper
HOMETOWN:   Fareham, Hants Pants
SEX:  Male
AGE:  22
LOOKS:  Both ways before crossing
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?:    Bacon Bits
FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING:  Thousand Eyelid
DO YOU DRINK:   Yes
DO YOU SMOKE:   Only when set alight
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER:    Shampoo
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNYDIPPING?:    Not in recent years...or adult years
DO YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE?:    Always
FAVOURITE CHEESE?:   The stuff that doesn't taste of cheese
FAVOURITE COLOUR?:   Clear
EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?:Never
ONE PILLOW OR TWO?:Two
PETS?:7 Crustaceans, 1 Lizard and 3 Molluscs
I LOVE...:Random
I HATE ...:The Third Estate and Associated Prolitariates
FAVOURITE MUSIC:Rock Out!
HOBBIES:Web Site, Women and Wombats
DREAM CAR:Skyline GTi-R
CURRENT CAR:Mazda 323F
WORDS OR PHRASES THAT I OVERUSE:Look at the Pornstar, Level 5, Spot the retard, Hello George my you're looking brown, Thank u very much i'll take that from u now sir.
TOOTHPASTE:The Stripey Colgate Total
FAVOURITE FOOD:Chinese
PIERCING OR TATTOOS?:No Chance, won't even mince it up with jewellery.
MOST ROMANTIC THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU:Erm, let me get back to u!
HOW DO YOU CHARACTERIZE YOURSELF?:Random and slighty different.
SO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:Yup!
FAVOURITE TOWN TO CHILL IN:Pompey and Southampton aren't bad, can't beat the local in Fareham though.
FAVOURITE ICE CREAM:Mollusc and Chive
FAVOURITE WEBSITES:Mine
FAVOURITE DRINK:Beer! Not hairdressers lager though.
WHATS YOUR BEDTIME?:The bit in the evening where I go to sleep.
ADIDAS, REEBOK OR NIKE?:You choose, except Reebok Greenhorn products.
FAVOURITE PERFUME:Not a big perfume wearer, Oh on a woman...erm...nothing heavy, I like a few, Ocean Dream is quite nice.
FAVOURITE SONGS:Tornado of Souls - Megadeth, See The Light - Jeff Healey
FAVOURITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL:P.E.
LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT:Drama, far to minced up.
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:Footy.
MOST RECENT HUMILIATING MOMENT:Well I have to get into Dr T Lunch's Ford Escort ocassionally and i've been working in Gosport.
LOUDEST PERSON I KNOW:Chester Basingstoke
CRAZIEST PERSON I KNOW:Dr T Lunch
FAVOURITE HOLIDAY:Any holiday is a good holiday.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:Brains, I hate village idiots no matter how good looking. Someone who can tolerate me and Dr T Lunch down the pub when we are on form. Eyes are very important, you can't see without them, can tell a lot about a person. Nice bum's and legs, boobs are of no relevance.

DR T LUNCH   -   THE MOLLUSC FILES

NICKNAMES:    Dr T Lunch, Lizardman
HOMETOWN:    Fair Ham
SEX:    neutral
AGE:    n
LOOKS:     only if approached
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?:  Croutons are the tool of the devil
FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING:    when it gets up
DO YOU DRINK:    only for hydration purposes
DO YOU SMOKE:    Yes, carpets and similar
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER:     mostly hampers and similar
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNYDIPPING?:      I like to dip skinny people in assorted sauces.
DO YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE?:    Yes because I exist in3 forms
FAVOURITE CHEESE?:     Pickled Pornstar
FAVOURITE COLOUR?:    opaque
EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?:     yes, I was arrested for attempting to semi digest a whole rodent
ONE PILLOW OR TWO?:    n
PETS?:    trouser snakes supplied by Sir Pent
I LOVE...:    the fuller figure
I HATE ...:    all the pies
FAVOURITE MUSIC:    Tunic Administrators
HOBBIES:    Lurking around, absurdity, balancing, fairy eradification
DREAM CARP:     I don't like carp
CURRENT CAR:    Ford Bandit
WORDS OR PHRASES THAT I OVERUSE:    Zarch
TOOTHPASTE:    what the blazes?
FAVOURITE FOOD: Horse and Pea
PIERCING OR TATTOOS?: Used to be pierced Brosnan but now removed with intent during a full scale beaver retrieval attempt
MOST ROMANTIC THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: I had my pants on inside out
HOW DO YOU CHARACTERIZE YOURSELF?: Real
SO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: only when provoked
FAVOURITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Somewhere in Greenland, very chilly, bit nipple
FAVOURITE ICE CREAM: only if frightened
FAVOURITE WEBSITES: http://freespace.virgin.net/p.geere/index.htm
FAVOURITE DRINK: Battered urine fresh from the leaves
WHATS YOUR BEDTIME?: night time or similar
ADIDAS, REEBOK OR NIKE?: the whole genre`
FAVOURITE PERFUME: Mince de la toilette
FAVOURITE SONGS: Lizard in my pants, Calling Dr Goose, beaver with intent.
FAVOURITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL: I was subjected to all of them
LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT: carpet investigation
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: How's your father
MOST RECENT HUMILIATING MOMENT: accidentily eating some girl's ovaries… thought they were olives. I was deceived by the packet
LOUDEST PERSON I KNOW: Pedro (-3dB)
CRAZIEST PERSON I KNOW: Pedro also
FAVOURITE HOLIDAY: Busmans

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: an adjacent female or hypotenuse woman

P.S.     I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FORMATTING OF THIS PAGE, THE              FONTS WENT MAD, SIZES WENT MAD, TABS WENT MAD, BUT I CAN'T BE              ARSED TO RE-DO IT   -  ALI xxx